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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

madelinewho:

When you accidentally type sire instead of sure

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

"

My sister and I
Like all other children
Knew the story of Little Red Riding Hood.
But only in her
A fear was engraved:
Do not
Walk
Alone.

And my parents,
Like all other parents
Each evening as darkness came down
Repeatedly asked us, to make sure
Girl,
Do not
Walk
Alone.

Caring and teaching are important
And so I keep wondering
Why won’t fathers
Tell their sons:
Do not
Be
The wolf.

"

- Translated by me [x] (via yuriisawesome)
kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine
the-tavros-nitram:

sasssprinkles:

theepichumor:

#Duck face #duck #face #hoodie #jacket #atom #molecules #P #blue #blue P

HOW ARE YOU HOLDING THEM ALL IN THERE?

Duck tape
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