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rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

chelseyrenai:

valid
tommyapplemanmott:

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

why would you put a fish in a condom is my question

alyossan:

I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace.

I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass as hell. Getting attacked by some dude? I DON’T THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER

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